Where the Hammer Falls

Who decided that sobriety was such a great thing? Sure, there are times when it’s necessary, like at the workplace, when you’re driving, or if you’re in charge of children; but for the most part if you are in your own home or at a party, why even bother with it? Reality is what you make of it, why limit yourself and your imagination by keeping the societal boundaries that sobriety has. If you truly want to get the most out of life, then break free from the chains of society’s limits by obliterating your sobriety. I’m not much of a Drake fan, but I do agree with his YOLO message. We truly do only live once, so why waste your life being burdened by the droll nature of sobriety. Live fast, live free, live! So go out, take a shot, chug a beer, pop a pill, take a bong rip, snort a line off a stripper’s tits…just go out and live without limiting yourself